Friday, 30 December 2016

A Great Ferret Blog

http://www.hakibeferret.net/ I only discovered this blog yesterday. She has a lot of science, lots of great pictures, and lots of information.

Before You Get a Ferret

What would you say are the most important things to tell someone before they buy their first ferret?

Tuesday, 11 October 2016

My ferret has a swollen vulva

My ferret's vulva is swollen!!

This is not a good or okay thing. If she's undesexed, it means she has gone into heat. Female ferrets can die if they stay in heat. She can be safely taken out of heat by a quick visit to the vet, who will give her 'the jill jab' which tricks her body into coming out of season.

Nature deals with this by having her be pregnant every year, however in modern society this is not recommended, when there are alternatives, so please don't think she has to be mated.

Other people use a vasectomied hob (male). They mate with her and trick her into thinking she's pregnant. However this can result in phantom pregnancies and behavioural changes. A desexed hob is not the same as a vasectomied hob, as one is cutting the tubes, the other is removing the testicles.


In a desexed female ferret, a swollen vulva can indicate hormonal issues, which also should be treated as soon as you can.

Please take your jill (female ferret) to the vet or a trusted vasectomied hob asap, don't leave her uncomfortable!

Thursday, 8 September 2016

A small ferret wrote this book

An absolutely adorable book, though of course not very accurate!  But look at the super typical ferrety poses on the last page! The main ferret and her brother.

Saturday, 25 June 2016

Ferret On The Loose

By Heather Gallagher, illustrated by Benjamin Johnston


This is a beginner novel for children age 7+

Lucy wanted a horse but got a ferret that she named Flash. She has joined a ferret club and they spend their weekends training their ferrets to prepare for the big annual ferret race. A few days before the competition however, Flash disappears...

Ferret Inaccuracy:


Lucy's older sister is often calling Flash a 'rodent'. This is not debated by Lucy.

Lucy offers Flash chocolate a few times as a reward or bribe, and he answers when the chocolate's name is called. In reality chocolate would be really really bad for a ferret. Later on he steals Lucy's mother's chocolate, Mum is more concerned about the loss of her chocolate than any health concerns.

A ferret is transported in a bike basket, baring its teeth in anger. A real ferret would escape from a bike basket very fast, and they don't bare their teeth in anger. However it's a cute image!

The book is set in Australia, and wow I wish we had dedicated ferret club houses in reality!

Can ferrets faint from pain/fear? I'm not sure.

Ferret Accuracy:

Ferrets are portrayed as very wiggly and escape prone and liking tunnels. Maybe a bit too much, as several ferrets stay in the tunnels to play, sleep, or tease their humans!

The mean girl's ferret bites her chin. Ha!

Flash is trained to do some tricks, like dance, and is rewarded with pieces of raw chicken.

Flash steals bras! Very true.

They know that he may be a danger to pet rabbits.

At the end, someone is punished by being on 'poo patrol' from now on- A very realistic thing to do with ferrets.

I'm glad that Lucy ends with loving her ferret even though she wanted a horse. 



Cute book for young ferret lovers to read, but be cautious and explain about ferrets and chocolate in real life.




Friday, 15 April 2016

Don't ferrets smell bad, kinda like skunks?

I asked people to ask me questions about ferrets, and these were some of the responses:

Don't ferrets smell bad, kinda like skunks? Like, they have the scent glands?

Why do they stink and when will someone fix it?

Why do ferrets smell so bad?

What do they smell like?


A very popular question, it seems! 

Yes, ferrets have a smell. But they are not at all like a skunk! Both skunks and ferrets are part of the same animal family/branch, mustilae. Meaning, they have musk glands. I have never smelled a skunk as I'm Australian, but from what I've seen on tv and from the recipes for curing the smell I see online, the smell sticks around for a long long time, and is so bad it can make people throw up.

Ferrets 'poof' when they are scared or over excited or surprised. This smell does not smell pleasant but it dissipates within half an hour on its own, usually within minutes actually. If it's directly on your clothes, you put it in the wash and the smell is gone. I'm not quite sure how to describe the poof smell other than 'musky', which doesn't really help.


Some mills in the USA insist on their ferrets being descented, which means surgically removing the anal glands. This only stops them from 'poofing' and doesn't stop the general ferret scent as they have musk glands all over their bodies that aren't removable. It is also unnecessary surgery on a small baby animal and often causes harm and complications.

The general ferret smell is in my opinion, not bad at all. I asked my partner what he thinks they smell like, and he said 'You know when you're a kid and you smell textas, it's like that. But more animally'. (Textas are felt tip markers).

I picked up Quincy and took a big whiff. (he licked my ear as I sniffed his belly). When my nose is right in there, he smells a bit like a wet dog.

He smells 'worse' than Chloe, though that could be because he has a dragging belly from his Swimmers, and can get in his own urine a little bit.

Most ferret smell comes from their cage. You really do need to clean their poos and wees up regularly to keep the smell down. Since they're carnivores, the smell is pretty pungent. And their bedding can get coated in oil from their fur, so you need to wash them regularly.

However, I really honestly do not think a well kept desexed ferret who isn't poofing smells any worse than a dog or cat or a pet rat. All animals have a scent.

Unneutered male ferrets on the other hand, smell pretty disgusting. I fostered one for a few days and just by being in the house he could clear out my guests from the lounge room. They enjoy getting as stinky as possible to be as alluring as they can (or so they think). 

I have had a couple of complaints about ferret smell in my life, and they were from when I was busy for a few days and didn't have a good chance to clean the cage properly, and also I honestly think those few people were super sensitive to smells.

Yes, you can tell the difference between a ferret home and a non pet home. But I can go into a house and tell if they have a dog or a cat or a rat etc too.


If you wash a ferret, they smell more, as you strip the oils from their fur and they excrete more to compensate. When I wash my two, I just use water and it's just to wash off mud or dirt or poo, rather than to get rid of their fur smell. Ferret deodorant is pretty dangerous to them, especially if it contains any essential oils.

 To keep your ferret non smelly: Feed good food, including bones. That makes their teeth cleaner so they don't get bad breath. It also makes their poo less smelly and their fur healthier and less stinky too. Don't wash your ferrets often, and when possible just use warm water. Clean your ferrets cage on a regular basis. Clear out their food stashes, wash their bedding and remove soiled litter/newspaper/bedding. Desex your ferrets when they are old enough. Air out the room you keep them in, or in good weather keep your ferrets outside. When you compare a kibble fed ferret's fur with a balanced raw ferret's fur, the difference in smell and texture is pretty amazing.
Give up on your ferrets smelling like soap or flowers.


Many ferret owners will tell you they end up enjoying their ferret's scent. There's even a name for picking up your ferret and taking a good sniff- ferret huffing.




Saturday, 9 April 2016

How Long Do Ferrets Live?

When you become interested in getting your first ferret, one thing that everyone wants to know is 'how long will I have them in my life?'

Unfortunately, this question is a little hard to answer.

The average age for a ferret in Australia and England is 8 years, and for the USA, 6 years.

Why the difference?

In the USA, most ferrets come from ferret breeding mills, huge ones, that are mainly breeding ferrets for research purposes ( :( ). These places are extremely harsh, and the mothers and babies are not well fed or socialised. The babies are then taken away from their mothers far too early and desexed far too early, before being taken to pet shops who advocate the cheap pet food that the mill recommends (because they made it.). An example of a mill is Marshall's. This early malnutrition and lack of healthy mother's milk causes medical problems and social problems, and the early desexing causes some hormonal problems and increases their chances of certain cancers and other illnesses.

More on that issue to come.

In Australia, ferrets come from limited stock due to import laws. Most ferrets come from backyard breeders/people deciding they want baby ferrets and a few from responsible breeders. Some of those breed hundreds of babies a year, others it's a once off thing, and there are of course varying conditions for those mothers and babies. Some they may as well have been in a mill, others have loving home care and stay with their mothers until they are 10 weeks old and are fed proper food.
In England it is similar however they have a much larger breeding stock available.

Diet has a large impact on the age a ferret will live to. Sugary foods can give them insulinoma which is very common in ferrets and cuts lives tragically short even with treatment.


There are so many bad things that can befall a ferret, their lives are in much more peril than a dog or cat. A ferret that may have lived until 13 can be lost at 3 from eating something they shouldn't and getting a blockage in their stomach. They can be squished by feet, falling items, rocking chairs, recliners, doors. They can drown in a bath or toilet. They can be attacked by dogs or cats or if they're outside, wild animals. They can escape from the house and not be found, and starve to death or die from exposure. They can die from heat stroke, even inside your house. They can develop adrenal disease or lymphoma.

On the other hand, two of my ferrets who did not have good starts in life lived until they were eight almost nine, and ten years old. I know of some very healthy older ferrets who are 13 and still playing and dancing, not sickly and weak and 'elderly' like my two were.

The average of 7 is really no guarantee either way.

At this age their future is so unknown!